Stephen Brown
‘I’ve had two holes-in-one with no one looking to see them! I know what you’ll be thinking, but trust me’
‘I must try a little harder with my didge. Or maybe I should give Rolf a ring’
‘Is Burns really as good as some folk say, or is he a gladly-seized-upon national icon whose shortcomings are glossed over?’
‘Songs can offer a “cover” for getting beyond people’s outer defences’
‘Perhaps a faithful playing of the melodies might catch the weary unawares and offer something of an unexpected lift in spirits’
‘As I readied myself to head on through the chapel, I was horrified to think that I might breath incriminating fumes over the mourners’
‘Her dress, she informed us between breathless sobs, had burst down the back’
‘By the time the teacher toured the class inspecting our work, things had really gone badly and sadly wrong’
